Selena.

pussymold:

Can I just tell you all about this one day I went to school and a girl who sat in front of me told me to look in her sleeve

pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

can you describe fruit without saying the word fruit 

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babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

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The floor is lava!

Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via thisisthedroidyouarelookingfor)

(Source: ahkep)

julianbunetta:

larrystylinsons:

larrystylinsons:

why is everyone so quiet about the fact that zayn looks like a 2008 joe jonas with his new hairstyle

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heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

(Source: slaphat)

5sospenises:

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life